We enjoy more tequila. The Ghost has an announcement. We have a Showdown to determine the best movie death scene. In honor of Friday the 13th we discuss all the ways honey has been used to kill people.
SHOWDOWN LINKS!
Jeff
Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Death Wish
Brett
Dawn of the Dead
Friday the 13th, Wheelchair
Brian
Last House on the Left, Head Microwave
Melting Nazis
Steve
Robocop, Toxic Waste Guy
Scanners, Head Explosion
This is the show where we finally hit rock bottom and discuss sucking farts out of other people’s asses. We enjoy the death of Osama. CHTV is back with some more commercials. Brett gives an update on the toolbag from his work who was sleeping on the job.
We are finally back! Steve is out this week, but the Captain is in his chair and he is on a mission to conquer the 50 nugget challenge. Brett talks about his new family. The Captain is the new asshole who screams at fat people. We debut our new sponsor, CHTV. Check out “Fat Girls Running” on their late night schedule. See you all next week when Steve returns!
It’s April Fools Day and Brett is the biggest fool of them all, tricked at the hands of Steve. Jeff and Brett face ethical dilemmas in life and offer each scenario up for discussion. This is our last show until April 29th. Brett has to go birth their child out of his poop-button.
When we talk about Hoppity Snoobs on the show, we are referencing the jumping tits Brian bought for the Christmas show. We recorded them for you to view. It brief, but it’s hot n’ sexy.
Our best friend Ryan stops by to conduct a food experiment/challenge. He tries to eat 50 Chicken McNuggets. We take a trip to the grocery store to try a couple of things from our local Asian Food Market, Thai Binh. We talk about Alice in Wonderland Syndrome and our inadequacies when dealing with new people and places. We give the skinny on what’s going down for the next few weeks. See you next week?
