The Basement Show

Show #103 – A Very Special TBS

Brett — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 14:23:42 +0000

We are joined this week by a good friend from Philadelphia. We discuss local Philly favorites, wrestling and Saved by the Bell. Justin offers up more discussion of The Basement Show’s 15 Rules for Safe Masturbation. Frank calls in to do his first Frank Comes On America segment.

Live TONIGHT – Thursday, August 26th

Brett — Thu, 26 Aug 2010 21:01:03 +0000

Due to a last minute birthday party, we will be broadcasting LIVE at 6:30 Central TONIGHT! For those on the East Coast, that’s 7:30 PM your time. We will be joined by a special guest, Justin our good friend from Philly.

Show #102 – 10 Simple Rules

Brett — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 15:20:35 +0000

This week’s show is a very short show. Brett and Brian have to GTFO ASAP this week as they have music to play. Before we leave we give your our rules for safe and responsible self-pleasure. We will see you next week for a longer show.

Here is the pictures that our listener Tracy emailed to us, we think you will enjoy them. Before any of you cry “FAKE!”, Tracy was kind enough to send us pictures of VERY specific poses that we asked for, so if she is a fake, she is doing a bang-up job.

Show #101 – The Afterglow

Brett — Mon, 16 Aug 2010 16:56:07 +0000

The bar is closed, the party is over, and all that is left is the four of us. We calm it way down this week and enjoy the soothing sounds of an empty basement. We discuss show 100, Steve’s vagina, and the reasons why we laugh at the misfortune of others.

Show #100

Brett — Mon, 09 Aug 2010 18:31:18 +0000

All of your favorite guests stop by to celebrate The Basement Show’s 100th show. The Captain is behind the bar mixing drinks. We drink, have fun, and celebrate friendship. 1/4 of the way through the show, Steve proposes 3 toasts and drinks so much he passes out – never to return. Thanks to all the fans for sticking with us through 100 shows. Enjoy 3 and a half hours of pure silliness.

The clicks and crackle that you hear at the beginning are a part of the sound file, not your computer slowly dying. I am trying to acquire a clean version of the show.

Show #99.5 – Memories

Brett — Sun, 01 Aug 2010 21:14:25 +0000

Steve and Brett take a look back at all the recorded segments we have produced over the last 2 years. Mix in some deodorant debate, and Steve’s tips for clearing our your urethra and you have the recipe for a stellar show.

TUNE IN NEXT WEEK AT 6:30 CENTRAL FOR SHOW #100.

You can look forward to:

Alex
Brett
Brian
The Captain
Chris
Jeff
Ryan
Steve
Satan
Leonard Mangrave
Charles
Dr. Nosewater
Percival Sterling
The Grocery Store
Booze
Parties
Future Man
I’m an Asshole by Chris
Plus More…

Show #99 – Wrong Number

Brett — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 21:37:52 +0000

Brett is gone to Missouri. For better or worse, the Marine fills an empty chair. We finally get Skype up for calling and have fun with our first caller–a telemarketer. Next on the line: Frank, to tell us that he spent some time in jail. Apparently, the North Akron Mustached Bicycle Lovers Association don’t have the purest of intentions. Chet Stufford discovered the show and wants his journal back. Next up! SHOW 100!!

Vol 3 Show 26 – Struttin’ That Ass

Brett — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 23:21:04 +0000

Steve is gone which leaves just Brett, Jeff and Brian. Brian has some new porn sounds to play for everyone. We discuss what you would do with your own Holodeck. Who is your freebie? Jeff’s freebie may be a dude. We spotlight idiots and Wichita. We discuss the details of Show #100, which is going to be an absolute Rave Out Balls Deep Jizz Party Panic Attack.

Vol 3 Show 25 – The Four, Restored

Brett — Mon, 12 Jul 2010 14:44:11 +0000

The stars have aligned and the people of Earth can rest easy. We have a full crew this week. Brian, Steve, Brett and Jeff are all here. We make Brian eat bugs. We discuss people problems, work issues, and more strange medical disorders. We inch ever closer to Show #100.

Vol 3 Show 24 – The Bomb Pop

Brett — Mon, 05 Jul 2010 18:10:40 +0000

Brian is gone, hopefully for the last time in a while. Steve is back. We celebrate the birth of this great nation. We eat bugs. We hear loud noises in our sleep. We fear death. We are. We is. We am.

Vol 3 Show 23 – Space Trash

Brett — Tue, 29 Jun 2010 00:46:33 +0000

Brian is back from Vegas. Steve is out sick. Will we ever have a full crew? Brenda stops by for another edition of Brenda’s Beat. Future Man phones in to discuss the doom we face in his past. Michael Jackson has been dead for one year. He also wanted to be shot into space.

Vol 3 Show 22 – Monday Funday

Brett — Mon, 21 Jun 2010 15:41:57 +0000

Due to schedule conflicts, we recorded the show a week ago! Brian is gone, and we have no special guests – its just Brett, Jeff and Steve. We revisit our favorite comedians, discuss popular music and have a MATH ORGY!

Vol 3 Show 21 – Happy Birthday, Ryan!

Brett — Mon, 14 Jun 2010 19:11:11 +0000

We celebrate the birthday of our dear friend. He turns 30 today. He’s practically in the coffin. Brett’s Uncle Brenda stops by to share some juicy celebrity gossip. Frank, our dumb caller from Ohio, has flown into town and joins us in studio. He dumber that we thought.

Vol 3 Show 20 – The Wrath of a Dwarf

Brett — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 15:37:22 +0000

Brian is gone, but Jeffer has returned. It’s story time on this week’s Basement Show. There are stories of love, relationships, and frothy spit-filled waterfalls. There are stories of betrayal, annoyance, and redemption. Then, there is an angry Dwarf – it’s Charles – he’s back, and he is pissed.

I am aware that the preshow is on the sound file. I will get that fixed soon. Until then, enjoy it!

LIVE SHOW TONIGHT & STICKERS!

Brett — Thu, 03 Jun 2010 15:10:11 +0000

Because of scheduling conflicts, we have moved the show up one day. We will be doing our live broadcast tonight at 6:30 Central. Tune in and listen, butt pluggers!

If you requested stickers, they are in the mail. If you requested them and don’t receive them, let us know and we will figure out what happened and break the legs of those responsible.

Vol 3 Show 19 – SUMMER!!!1!1!!1!!1

Brett — Mon, 31 May 2010 21:26:12 +0000

Jeffer has left us this week to be a cowboy in Wyoming. The rest of us celebrate summer, discuss ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’, and prove to you that the Brits are the more dumbest.

The show for next Friday will most likely be moved up to earlier in the week. The podcast will still be available on Monday, but we will probably broadcast live on Thursday. I will fill you all in as soon as the decision is made.

We are aware that the last few shows sound a bit more ‘airy’. We are looking into it and will hopefully have it fixed by the next show.

Vol 3 Show 18 – A Celebration

Brett — Mon, 24 May 2010 03:55:22 +0000

We are sorry about last week. We return with a full crew, and many reasons to celebrate. We need you all to be mint, and you know that you need to GTL. We focus on the T this week. Bitches are crazy, word up.

Flashback! Show #21 – I Got Story To Tell Ch’all

Brett — Mon, 17 May 2010 05:39:11 +0000

In light of no show this week, I thought we could post an old show for you all to enjoy. This hasn’t been publicly available for most of our listeners until now. Enjoy. From September of 2008. Almost 3 hours long. Completely drunk.

“Alex and Steve are gone, Jeffer is visiting and everyone’s favorite Kansas City faggot returns from the east coast. After some discussion about the goings on in our life, we share our run ins with the law, highlight a sonic treasure we found hiding in the digital trash pile and crown our Chode of the Week. All the while – we slip further and further into the buttery grips of complete drunkdom.”

NO SHOW TONIGHT

Brett — Fri, 14 May 2010 21:09:02 +0000

We have had an issue come up tonight and we cannot do the show. We hate cancelling, and rest assured the issue is serious enough that it warrants us cancelling the show. We will probably be back on next week. We apologize to you all.

Vol 3 Show 17 – Texas Tea, Dirty Sea

Brett — Mon, 10 May 2010 17:40:20 +0000

Brian is gone, but JOE is joining us in studio. In the future there is a pill that kills your spermand dissolves your balls, and some of us are willing to take that pill. We get really real and srius and discuss what happened last week that resulted in Jeff being left all alone. Dr. Nosewater joins us to discuss the oil spill in the Gulf, and tells us what our kids can do to help. Percival Sterling, the brain behind checkoutthatshit.com joins us to discuss the new website and his plans for the future of the ever so interesting subject of human crap.

HAPPY 1st BIRTHDAY TO JOE’S BABY GIRL!

Vol 3 Show 16 – An Epic Solo

Brett — Mon, 03 May 2010 16:23:41 +0000

Jeff has been left to do the show by himself and calls on a real friend to help him out. Together they tackle the subject of Sarah Palin, Mary, dog sex and soy milk. A special thanks to Adam for doing the show with Jeff this week. A ULTRA-SPECIAL FULL FRONTAL THANKS TO MUMBLYGARF FOR SAVING OUR DICKS THIS WEEK.

We will return next week, fully staffed… we think.

Vol 3 Show 15 – Bust a Move

Brett — Tue, 27 Apr 2010 01:52:33 +0000

Brett is back but the Ghost is gone and Chris is taking his place. We drink and talk about dogs and poop. Charles returns with a cardboard box and a table to dance on.

Check out checkoutthatshit.com, our new sister site. ALSO, click on the LIKE button below and share this show with all of your friends on Facebook.

Facebook LIKE Button

Brett — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 14:51:21 +0000

We will be adding the new Facebook ‘Like’ button to all of our new shows. If you are a member of Facebook, and you like the show, click on the button and a link to the new show will be automatically shared with all of your friends on Facebook. With this in mind, we will do our best to keep our show titles more ‘Facebook friendly’ from here on out. Thank you all for your continued support. Do yourself a favor and click the Like button for the previous show.

Vol 3 Show 14 – How Much is that Meat Stick in the Window?

Brett — Tue, 20 Apr 2010 14:49:53 +0000

Chris is in studio while Brett is miles away. We ask the greatest fans in the world to be even greater. Chris and Steve contemplate having their own show. Mangrave drops in to talk about his version of monogamy.

Vol 3 Show 13 – Good Clean Fun

Brett — Mon, 12 Apr 2010 18:20:10 +0000

The entire crew is back plus one angry marine. The rest of the guys finally get their DSLs wrapped around a nice thick Tastykake. Walt Bodine stops in to share his educational music with us and the children. Jeff has a new journal entry by Chet Stufford to read. Our new favorite listener Frank calls in and is still as stupid as he was the first time. Tune in on upcoming shows to find out more about our plans for The Basement Show #100.

Here are pictures from the shittiest parade ever, as discussed on the show.

Vol 3 Show 12 – Rape & Sandwiches

Brett — Mon, 05 Apr 2010 19:14:32 +0000

Brett and Brian are gone this week. Alex and Captain Badass join us in their absence. We lightly discuss rape, but get heavy about sandwiches. Hey Tom Selleck, pile it high, stand by that waterfall and hold that pose. Say cheese!

Vol 3 Show 11 – Charlie’s Shiny Buttplug

Brett — Sun, 28 Mar 2010 01:38:42 +0000

We get a visit from two new friends, and one old crusy friend this week. The green fairy pays the group a visit to help us slip a little easier into our alcoholic coma. Mangrave stops by with an old friend of his, but a new friend to the show. We would like you all to meet Charles (not Charlie or Chaz). Brian makes a big announcement at the end of the show. Congratulations Brian.

Vol 3 Show 10 – Ozark Piss Jug Band

Brett — Mon, 22 Mar 2010 16:54:44 +0000

We return from camping with fresh bottoms and fire in our loins. Did you know old ladies will bone down for prune juice? Did you know that Brett pees in jars? Learn all kinds of new things this week, only here at The Basement Show!

Vol 3 Show 9 – Cowboy Butt Ropes

Brett — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 14:23:36 +0000

We head off deep into the woods this week, and we leave behind this show. We discuss camping, colon cleansing, and asshole kids who have no respect for their parents. We will return with a new show on March 19th, as long as we are all not chopped to pieces by a wild-eyed lumberjack.

LINKS
Prank on Mom

Say Hello to Duck Peppers

Brett — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 21:49:03 +0000

Duck Peppers will be a featured sponsor over the next few weeks, so we wanted to give you a few details. Duck Peppers is a 45 year old man, born and raised in Wichita, KS. He is known around the streets as a good friend, a wise man, and an old soul. If you want to get in contact with him and get advice, please email him at duckpeppers at thebasementshow dot com. We took this picture of him, say hello if you see him on the streets!

Duck Peppers

Vol 3 Show 8 – Hangover Week

Brett — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 19:13:57 +0000

We bring nothing to the table this week. There is nothing planned. We have no ideas. This is pure laid back rappin’.

As discussed in the show, here is the picture of Brett and Brian taking a tour of Fantastic Caverns.

Vol 3 Show 7b – The Hour After the Hour of Power

Brett — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 14:20:35 +0000

We attempt yet another drunk show. Mangrave and Satan stop by to share in the drunken delight. We discuss the Tiger Woods statement. We celebrate the Olympics.

Vol 3 Show 7a – The Hour of Power

Brett — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 14:17:21 +0000

We start our show with an hour long pre-show we call – “The Basement Show Preshow Hour of Power!”. This very informal hour finds a visit from Brett’s wife, Jeff’s wife, and a surprise guest that busts through the doors towards the end of the show.

Vol 3 Show 6 – Digital Puke Box

Brett — Sun, 14 Feb 2010 19:00:25 +0000

We take a trip to the Grocery Store and sample some sweet treats from our local Mexican food aisle. Jeff ends up puking into a computer.

TUNE IN NEXT WEEK: The Basement Show Presents – The Basement Show Preshow Hour of Power! Tune in at 6:30 CST (our normal start time) for our first Power Hour. Bring your own beer and participate along. We will take your calls and drink an ounce of beer, every minute, for an entire hour. The real show will start at 7:30 CST, after we are good and drunk.

Vol 3 Show 5 – Super Bowl Explosion

Brett — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 14:42:03 +0000

We are starting to drink too much. Future Man returns to discuss the winner of the Super Bowl. Jeffer has transcribed another journal entry by Chet Stufford. We debut a new segment, ‘Basement Show Theater’.

Post Show Comment: Steve went upstairs after the show, had a cigarette and then passed out – completely drunk. We all ended up going out after the show, he slept on Brett’s couch until 3 AM and then went home…what a ghost pussy.

Vol 3 Show 4 – Honk Honk, GG

Brett — Sat, 30 Jan 2010 22:53:59 +0000

If there is one thing that Christmas has taught us all, it’s never to fear the honk of the Grey Goose. We finish a bottle and 1/2 by the time the show is over. You wanted a drunk, long show – you got it. Enjoy.

Your Pictures – Part 1

Brett — Sun, 24 Jan 2010 03:05:00 +0000

Over the last two weeks some of you have sent pictures to Brett’s cell phone. Here is a taste of the pictures we have received.

Vol 3 Show 3 – Technical Difficulties

Brett — Sat, 23 Jan 2010 19:18:18 +0000

This week The Basement Show is sponsored by Ernie’s Snake World in Wichita, KS. 71st and Jefferson! Come on down, grab a snake!

Jeffer is running late, so Mangrave takes his seat for the first half of the show. Leonard has received a book from a listener (thank you Jenn), and reads an excerpt that involves two buttholes and man rape, yuck. Did your parents ever talk to you about the birds and the bees? Leonard has an interesting story about that. After the break, Jeffer returns. We discuss the douche of the decade and the Conan saga.

NOTE: Tune in to Alex’s new show, Anger Management, Thursday night at 10:15 EST.

After Hours – Vol 3 Show 2

Brett — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 01:18:08 +0000

In our first edition of The Basement Show – After Hours, Jeff discusses his past experience with crotch stink. Chris is on the side eating out a hamburgers vagina. Brett loves it all.

Vol 3 Show 2 – Grab Em by the Head!

Brett — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 05:17:29 +0000

The marine returns as the porn freak has a real job. One of us has shit their pants. Everyone has an opinion about the Late Night situation, and we are no exception. Bill Hicks has something to say about Leno. Carmen T Nosewater’s technology fails as he tries to give us advice about the cold. Jeffer reads the news.

Ryan’s Eating Challenge

Brett — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 04:16:30 +0000

So I finally found a video editor that works. Here is the first video of Ryan’s Eating Challenge. I will post the rest as I complete them. Sorry if the audio/video are out of sync, I assure you everything was fine when I was editing in Sony Vegas.

Vol 3 Show 1 – Beef Fizz

Brett — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 15:36:30 +0000

We return. A new year brings us a new volume here at The Basement Show. Ryan, our Volume 1 pal is back with us this show. He brings us beer, beef and an appetite for canned Jack Mackerel. Did you get what you wanted for Christmas? Some of us did. We have an old fashioned Showdown to find our favorite porn star – the results are less than surprising. Here’s to 2010 being one better than 2009.

VIDEOS WILL BE POSTED SOON.

Update Complete! 1/8/2010 Approaches

Brett — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 21:53:25 +0000

We have done some extensive updates to the software that runs our website. If you notice any issues, please email us – thebasementshow@hotmail.com and let us know!

In case you haven’t read our Twitter feed, Ryan will be in studio upon our return on January 8th. We may make him shove food down his mouth for money again – a bit none of you have heard. I may post that as a ‘tide me over’ for you all while we anxiously await the new year.

Always,
The Basement Show

Vol 2 Show 40 – Santa’s Balls

Brett — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 02:32:36 +0000

We celebrate Christmas by singing songs, exchanging gifts, and enjoy a reading of Christmas classic by Leonard Mangrave.

Our Studio and Stuff

Brett — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 06:33:35 +0000

In the last show, we mentioned that we should post pictures of our studio. Here you have them. Each image has a description. Enjoy a peek behind the scenes!

Also, I have posted every recorded segment we have ever done on a new page. You can check it out on the left under “the low down”, or you can click this link: http://www.thebasementshow.com/?page_id=104

Vol 2 Show 39 – James Blunt Sang It Best…

Brett — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 14:57:32 +0000

After a long Holiday break, we return one man down. Mangrave stops by to read a story that was written by one of our own. We play “Marry, Fuck, Kill” and make Brian decide between Ren and Stimpy – a hard decision for him. We all try out for the newly opened News Anchor position.

NOTE: We will return next week, December 11th for our special Christmas Show. $5 gifts, anyone? Brett will be on his Honeymoon the week of the 18th, then Christmas, then New Years Day – so we will be off on those three weekends. We will return to the mics on January 8th, 2010.

HOT 4 GRANNY

Vol 2 Show 38 – Hot4Granny

Brett — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 15:57:06 +0000

We discuss Asians, Mexicans and rusted hoods. You haven’t watched porn until you’ve seen Granny Porn. Also, Peruvians are going to dismember you and melt the fat off your body.

We will be back next week for a Thanksgiving Special. Tune in Friday’s at 7:30 EST, 6:30 Central.

Vol 2 Show 37 – Everyone Hates Geese

Brett — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 13:58:17 +0000

The full crew returns, sans any planning (we will blame Call of Duty). We discuss various news stories, tell tales of savage animal attacks, and drop some unbelievable science.

Vol 2 Show 36 – Nerd Alert

Brett — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 16:02:28 +0000

Brian and Jeff are gone, which allows the resident geeks and nerds to go ape shit.

Vol 2 Show 35 – Halloween Spooktacular 2

Brett — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 14:44:50 +0000

The entire crew returns in time to celebrate Halloween. We have some ghost stories, the history of torture, Leonard Mangrave, Satan and the return of The Ghost. It’s the most wonderful time of the year.

Vol 2 Show 34 – The Return of Chris

Brett — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 14:49:56 +0000

Brett is off sucking on his momma’s floppy tit. Chris makes a triumphant return to fill the void.

Vol 2 Show 33 – Blame Camping

Brett — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 18:58:17 +0000

I don’t even remember what we talked about. I will write the synopsis when I get home. Until then, enjoy the show.

Time Change

Brett — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 18:14:21 +0000

The Basement Show will start broadcasting at 7:30 PM EST (that’s 6:30 PM CST for the dummies out there) this upcoming Friday. Please mark your calendars accordingly.

Love,
TBS

Vol 2 Show 32 – I Was Born by the River…

Brett — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 15:44:23 +0000

After a week off, we return refreshed and feeling saucy. The Ghost is gone but The Captain is sitting in his place. Seeing two “The” nicknames in one sentence looks stupid. We discuss some changes that may be coming. Mangrave returns and gets back to his roots. Alex reads the news. We will have a new show on Friday, however we will NOT be live. Our next live show will be on October 16th.

KiddShow.com Stream

Brett — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 14:03:01 +0000

Kidd Chris did his last show yesterday, but he is keeping the stream open and available for us to use – and we will use it. We will stay at the same day and same time that we have been for the last 5 months, Friday @ 6PM CST. If you normally use the KiddShow.com stream link, you can now use the “Listen Live” link on the left side of our page. The Basement Show continues…

Vol 2 Show 31 – Bad Moon Rising

Brett — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 20:35:11 +0000

I see the bad moon arising.
I see trouble on the way.
I see earthquakes and lightning
I see bad times today.

Dont go around tonight,
Well, its bound to take your life,
Theres a bad moon on the rise.

Vol 2 Show 30 – Slits & Slots

Brett — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 01:46:29 +0000

Jeff is gone, and it’s Brett’s bachelor party night. Alex takes over the show and gets Brett trashed.

Vol 2 Show 29 – Poppin’ Fresh

Brett — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 02:07:58 +0000

Chris is gone, for good. The Ghost is gone being a complete pussy. Leonard Mangrave stops by with a friend to give us a bone up on reading. Jeff reads another Stufford file. We travel back to 1996 and listen to a 14 year old Brett make prank calls. We talk to the winner of last week’s Twinkie Shitting contest, and then propose a new contest. We have three winners by the end of the show. The winning photographs are below.

Vol 2 Show 28 – Goodbye, Chris

Brett — Sun, 23 Aug 2009 19:31:55 +0000

Chris spends his last show listening to his friends make fun of him. We love you buddy.

BIG UPS to I TK Repeatedly from our message boards. He came through, shit on a Twinkie, and won himself $100 in Xbox Live Microsoft Points. Too bad you didn’t do it sooner.

Listen Live Tonight : Chris’s Last Show

Brett — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 15:54:08 +0000

Tune in to The Basement Show at 7 PM EST and listen to Chris’s last show with us. He is leaving on good terms as our friend and tattooed lover, but that doesn’t stop us from roasting him and sending him out the door burnt to a crisp.

Vol 2 Show 27 – Fluffernutter

Brett — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 00:30:57 +0000

Alex is gone, but Brett and Jeff make a triumphant return. Alex calls in to update us all on the Twinkie shit contest. We try a lunch room staple from the northeast during a trip to the grocery store. Chris reads the news. We crown our Chode of the Week.

NOTE: This is Chris’s second to last show. Tune in next week for his final show.

Vol 2 Show 26 – Shit on a Twinkie

Brett — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 14:52:39 +0000

Jeff and Brett are still gone. The rest of the crew get a late start because of technical difficulties…. after the first music break and some power drinking all hell breaks loose. Brett shows up for the end… the boys demand shit on a twinkie… a must listen.

Vol 2 Show 25 – The Xbox Incident

Brett — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 14:50:55 +0000

Brett is gone as is Jeffer. Alex takes the helm and navigates through some stolen porn from Brett’s personal collection, a scathing controversy involving an XBox and much more.

Vol 2 Show 24 – Clone Jobs

Brett — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 18:38:41 +0000

Let’s hypothesize that you have a clone. If said clone was to give you a handy, is that gay? Leonard Mangrave stops by to share another story from his extensive library. We kick it pseudo-old school in Chode of the Week.

Vol 2 Show 23 – Space!

Brett — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 14:33:51 +0000

Jeffer is off in Philly. Alex is back. 2012 is coming and we’re all going to die. Steve, the scientist, tried to uncover the hidden science behind all of the Doomsday predictions. We discuss the sport of Bullfighting. We crown a Chode of the Week that we never thought we would.

Vol 2 Show 22 – O Captain! My Captain!

Brett — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 15:19:23 +0000

Cpt. Badass is in studio keeping Alex’ seat warm while he is off in the mountains. Brian is forgetting all that hurts him in Tennesse. Chris is away texting and driving at the same time. We press on short-staffed. Question: Would you rather put your hand in some ass or in some trash? How does one get dentures in their anus? Could you punch a woman while having sex with her? What if she was a bitch? What if she was a bitch AND she asked you to do it? We ask and answer all of these questions on this week’s show.

The Basement Show – Best Of?

Brett — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 13:57:19 +0000

We aren’t sure if this is really the best of, but we took the time to throw these clips together so quit your bitching.

Vol 2 Show 21 – I Heart MJ

Brett — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 04:54:56 +0000

A tribute, of sorts, to the King of Pop.

Vol 2 Show 20 – Déjà Vu

Brett — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 15:58:35 +0000

Blake is cowering. We are holding his website for ransom. Blake, make an offer.

Vol 2 Show 19 – Look at the Big Brain on Blake

Brett — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 23:22:44 +0000

Blake from Sales gets what he has coming to him.

Vol 2 Show 18 – Hang Some Brain

Brett — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 15:17:21 +0000

We go to the grocery store, get a Bone Up with Leonard Mangrave and celebrate our 50th show. The Philly calls pour in as Kidd Chris’ grip grows ever tighter around our genitals.

TBS Radio

Brett — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 20:56:56 +0000

You can now click on the “TBS Radio” link on your left to listen to our new 24 hour shoutcast channel. It will pop up a flash player that will be playing a random show from our second volume.

Vol 2 Show 17 – ABC BVD

Brett — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 00:36:15 +0000

Satan, Future Man, and Gavin Mackinaw make a return for our first show on KiddShow.com. A big thank you to Kidd Chris for having us on his new Shoutcast Channel. Check out his website here.

How to Listen to Us From Now On

Brett — Fri, 29 May 2009 14:26:32 +0000

There is a new page on your left called “how do i listen live?”. This is the content of that page. If you ever need this information again, it will be there.

Listen in Browser

First, try listening live via our flash player by going here.

Listen in iTunes/WinAmp

You can listen to the stream with iTunes/WinAmp/RealPlayer. The stream is located here.

Listen in Windows Media Player

You can listen to the stream in Windows Media Player by clicking here. If it asks you what program to use to open the file, select Windows Media Player.

Vol 2 Show 16 – The Calm

Brett — Tue, 26 May 2009 21:46:15 +0000

The calm before the storm. See you Friday for the first show on kiddshow.com.

Vol 2 Show 15 – They Might Be Horny Giants

Brett — Mon, 18 May 2009 14:41:11 +0000

We start the show with a new segment called ‘Inappropriate Endings’. Brett’s computer holds hidden sexual treasures that finally see the light of day. We take a trip to the Grocery Store, play a quick round of Balderdash, compete in a Spell Challenge, and play a few tunes in between. We get another reading from the diary of Chet Stufford. Finally, we crown our Chode of the Week.

Vol 2 Show 14 – Take a Shot, Chet Stufford

Brett — Mon, 11 May 2009 20:40:18 +0000

Quiz fever takes over and leads to shot fever. We take a few minutes to learn about the swine flu. A stroll on a local college campus leads to the discovery of the diary of a local fratboy. Finally, we crown our Chode of the Week.

Vol 2 Show 13 – Unforgiven Excuses

Brett — Mon, 04 May 2009 16:51:56 +0000

We detail all of the ways we failed you. After that, we try and save you some money. Visit www.kiddshow.com for details about the upcoming ‘move’ happening on May 29th. Tune in next week at 6 PM!

New Time, Same Place

Brett — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 14:36:51 +0000

Starting this Friday (April 17th) we will begin our broadcast at 6 PM Central Time. If you haven’t heard yet, this is in preperation for our eventual move to the new KiddChris Shoutcast channel on May 29th. We will remain on Justin.tv until that day. See you on the interwebs.

Vol 2 Show 12 – What If…

Brett — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 14:33:20 +0000

We pose a lot of questions about zombies, thrown oranges, jars of piss, and a naked golf-club-swinging Ashley Simpson.

Vol 2 Show 11 – Return of Joe Six-Pack

Brett — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 15:40:33 +0000

The Sherpa is gone, but we have Joe and Ryan drop by during the show. We share our disdain for giant testicles hanging from trucks. We discuss a recent news story and interview two experts on the issue. Satan returns just in time for Spring to share more tales of torture and pain.

Vol 2 Show 10 – A Doomed Future

Brett — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 19:59:50 +0000

We have returned from a week in the woods with the strong stink of nature still trailing behind us wherever we go. We debut the Future Phone by receiving word from a time traveling friend that we may have a bad moon rising and trouble on the way. We talk with local scientist Carmen T. Nosewater about the realities of the recently reported ozone hole fix. We put a new spin on The Grocery Store and try delicious foods that should just not be mixed. Finally, we DO NOT crown our Chode of the Week.

Vol 2 Show 9 – A Line is Crossed.

Brett — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 16:21:57 +0000

The caged mind of a sick and twisted show member bursts from it’s rusty cage and drags it’s dirty ass slowly over a scat-stained line of right and wrong. We will return on March 27th, as soon as we return from the woods.

Vol 2 Show 8 – Confused Old Ladies

Brett — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 17:50:18 +0000

Alex is tending to business and is away for the evening. We give a shot at predicting the future and debut the Old Lady 8-Ball. We find that most everything in life is ‘Better With Tits’. Finally, we crown another Chode of the Week.

Vol 2 Show 7 – Confucius Say…

Brett — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 17:50:00 +0000

As a testamint to the diversity and culture we provide at The Basement Show, we take time out of our busy schedules to poke fun at the full spectrum of race and religion, including our own. Satan stops by to answer all of our pressing questions about hell and the afterlife. We crown another Chode of the Week.

Vol 2 Show 6 – Zoorotic Expedition

Brett — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 17:01:12 +0000

Brian is gone, and Chris joins in halfway through the show. Valentine’s Day is here and we celebrate our love for each other. We highlight Asian Karaoke. A trip to the zoo turns sexual for everyone involved. The Grab Bag returns with a love soaked theme that is sure to please even the crustiest of sailors. We debut the ever so horrible Basement Show Feel Good Moment. We crown our atmospheric Chode of the Week.

Vol 2 Show 5 – Abracadickgrabba!

Brett — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 15:14:40 +0000

Our two missing comrades return with another in tow as the Captain makes his 2009 debut. Christian Bale drops by to berate us. Michael Phelps provides The Basement Show a world exclusive by giving us the first interview post bong rip. Our sponsor returns with another great product. Jeffer’s gives birth to a new digital lifestyle. We crown our Chode of the Week.

Vol 2 Show 4 – A Raccoon’s Dick Dinner

Brett — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 14:06:21 +0000

Alex and Brian are gone, but the show must go on without them. New technological additions to the show lets us play Satan for a day. A very special guest drops by for an interview and we debut our very first sponsor. The Grab Bag returns and asks you – Would you put your penis in a racoon’s mouth? We crown another Chode of the Week.

Volume 2 Show #3 – Smack-of-Clam, Inc.

Brett — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 14:48:26 +0000

We start the show with the cheapest vodka out of a plastic bottle. A trip to the grocery store results in a premium membership to the Clam Club. The Oscars are coming soon, and we pick the winners – guaranteed. The Grab Bag has a theme this week – the kids are fucked, and we bring you the scoop. Finally, we crown our Chode of the Week.

Volume 2 Show #2 – Butter Face Showdown

Brett — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 23:42:41 +0000

We kick off our second show of the season with a Showdown about hot chicks who are ugly as hell. The Basement Show Computer returns to make some important decisions. Our American Idol audition song picks turn into a vocal orgy from karaoke hell. Finally, we crown another Chode of the Week.

Volume 2 Show #1 – Ode to Mississippi

Brett — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 14:32:54 +0000

We return with a renewed spirit and a twinkle in our eye. After going through all of the changes we have made to the show, we press forward with a Basement Show Ode to Mississippi, where a woman can be pregnant, dumb and fat without worry of judgement or persecution. We then pull a few entries from the Basement Show Grab Bag. Finally, we debut a completely revamped Chode of the Week. Our chode elicits a call from Lawyer Matt who drops some cherry legal advice on all of us.